15 November 2007

Another Mail!

From The Desk Of Saidu Drago.
The bill and exchange Manager,
African Development Bank (A.D.B).
Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso West Africa .
My Cell Phone Number: 00226-78 86 65 00.
PLANE CRASH WEB SITE...http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm.


Compliments Of The Season,

Forgive my indignation if this message comes to you as a surprise and may offend your personality for contacting you without your prior consent and writing through this channel.I got your contact from the proffesional data base found in the internet Yahoo tourist search.When i was searching for a foreign reliable partner.I assured of your capability and reliability to champion this business opportunity.

After series of prayers/fasting.i was divinely directed to contact you among other names found in the data base Yahoo tourist search.I believe that God has a way of helping who is in need.

I am (Saidu Drago),the Head of file Department in African development bank (ADB).

In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of $ 10 million U.S.A dollars ( Ten million U.S.A dollars) . In an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in (Monday 31st July 2000) in a plane crash.

Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines, but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died along side with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I and one official in my department now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don’t want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.

The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after eight years, the money will be transferred into the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner, and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner. We agree that 30% of this money will be for you as foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account, 10% will be set aside for expenses incured during the business and 60% would be for me and my woman colleague. There after i will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated.

Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relations or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where the money will be remitted.Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.

You should contact me on my cell phone number 00226-78 86 65 00 immediately as soon as you receive this letter. Trusting to hear from you immediately.

Your’s faithfully,

Saidu Drago.


POST SCRITUM:You have to keep everything secret as to enable the transfer to move very smoothly in to the account you will prove to the bank.As you finished reading this letter call me immediately so that we discuss very well over this business.


And my response:

My dear, dear Saidu:
I'm afraid your God brought you to the dark side in choosing my name among supposed Yahoo data you stole it from. Why? Because I am a Witch and as such, I have place your person and dark imaginings into the protective circle of love of the Supreme Being whose power can only be defeated by an equally pure, intelligent Being rarely found in this planet.

I trust that the unclaimed treasures not belonging to you must legally be left in the hands of the state. That is called Poetic Justice and not in the hands of the greedy, the inane and foolish God-fearing beings.

I suggest you go back to the temple and wallow in grief and ask for divine mercy for concocting such a stupid idea and wasting people's time and resources not to mention technology and electricity because I ZAP you with a powerful spell meant to freeze all your prurient desires and diminishing integrity and pride unless you repent and promise to mend your ways.

In Allah, God, Buddha and Isis name, I command you to rise above the mud so that you can dispel any stupid spell brought to your person and be whole and alive again.

abrakadabrasisboomba, Saidu!